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Geoff Bateman OAM
Never tell a lie when the truth will do
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"Geoff Bateman" <ben2@bigpond.com> wrote in message
news:7uCnb.168988$bo1.150994@news-server.bigpond.net.au...
>
> Fear not fair Jacqui!   I shall save you from ravishment by this evil
beast.
> Forsooth!   I shall stand firm between he and thee, resolute in the face
of
> even the most perilous brand of insect spray.  (I pray that you wish to be
> saved?  After all, who'd want to be ravished in a cold, dark dungeon in
the
> company of rats and cockies?)
>
> Geoff Bateman OAM
> Never tell a lie when the truth will do
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> > > Nah - never thought he was, a cad that is. Sounds like a pleasant
> > > cobber, actually.
> > >
> > Scene 1:
> > In a damp cellar, a dishevelled figure is hunched over a keyboard, his
> > wizened, twisted face bathed in the ghostly glow of  the computer
screen.
> A
> > rat scurries across the antique desk, disturbing the cobwebs and raising
a
> > cloud of dust.
> >
> > "Pleasant cobber? Ha. She's taking the bait.
> > The nice guy routine is working just as I knew it would.  She's
convinced
> > those pictures of Mel Gibson that I emailed to her are really me.
> > Once I have crushed this interfering Geoff character like an insect, she
> > will be mine, MINE! MINE!"
> > HWAR HWAR HWAR HWARRRRRRRRRR!"
> >
> > The rats, cockroaches and other denizens of his underground kingdon fled
> as
> > his evil laugh echoed off the cold walls.
>
>