On Apr 3, 11:46 am, Chalo <chalo.col...@gmail.com> wrote:
> Bill Sornson wrote:
>
> > Sam Minewire wrote:
>
> > > I'm the evil bicycle-murderer and I kill bicycles.
>
> > > I will also kill YOUR bicycle!!!
>
> > Couldn't you just water-board it instead?
>
> I rebuilt a couple of BMX hubs yesterday that looked like they'd been
> waterboarded in 2003.  Fortunately the application didn't require
> pristine bearings.
>
> At this point I would like to make some witty comment about lost
> bearings, rusty balls, and Dick Cheney, but I just don't have it in me
> at the moment.

I like it.

Sort of an assemble-from-components political joke.  Perfect for
r.b.t.

E.P.