Re: Toilet haiku
On Dec 19, 8:29 am, SHOE THROWER
<the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
> We have a report from the fj.life.in-japan Dynamics Officer that John W. has
> exploded. Flight director confirms that:
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> >On Dec 17, 6:59 pm, SHOE THROWER
> ><the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
> >> We have a report from the fj.life.in-japan Dynamics Officer that Declan Murphy
> >> has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
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> >> >On Dec 8, 10:29 am, Erifanieid the Hysterical
> >> ><the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
> >> >> We have a report from the fj.life.in-japan Dynamics Officer that Declan Murphy
> >> >> has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
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> >> >> >On Dec 6, 12:58?pm, "Marvel" <mana...@nospam.com> wrote:
> >> >> >> "John W." <worthj1...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> >> >> >>news:0c16f041-dbf8-437f-8128-957d16f655c6@j39g2000yqn.googlegroups.com...
> >> >> >> On Dec 4, 7:01 pm, "Marvel" <mana...@nospam.com> wrote:
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> >> >> >> > I sit here broke heart
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> >> >> >> > Try to shit - only farted
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> >> >> >> > Tomorrow try too
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> >> >> >> >Google is really pissing me off. I've tried to post this same haiku
> >> >> >> >four times already and it never shows up. Other posts do, and this one
> >> >> >> >says successful, but the damn thing doesnt show up. So here it is
> >> >> >> >again. Again.
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> >> >> >> >Smells and sounds erupt
> >> >> >> >In sweet anonymity.
> >> >> >> >When did I eat corn?
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> >> >> >> >Damn Google.
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> >> >> >> >John
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> >> >> >> FWIW I was having the same problem and by chance found that it was happening
> >> >> >> only when posting behind certain posters. No idea why.
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> >> >> >Google groups won't let you reply to Jeff's posts (annd possibly some
> >> >> >others). The reason is because of the succinct phrase you'll find in
> >> >> >his headers
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> >> >> >"Distribution: All over the refrigerator in a fan-shaped spray from
> >> >> >your carotid artery after I cut it, mother f@cker."
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> >> >> >Now I'm wondering if f@ will also be blocked.
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> >> >> Oooooooops. I spend too much time in alt.*. Fixed.
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> >> >サンキュー。 Until recently it remained something of a mystery as to why
> >> >google would index your posts, but wouldn't let others reply to them,
> >> >and yet would index posts by spammers that breached google's so called
> >> >terms of service. The "sponsored links" column provides one
> >> >suggestion. On a page where your
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> >> >"Distribution: All over the refrigerator in a fan-shaped spray from
> >> >your carotid artery after I cut it, mother f@cker."
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> >> >text is displayed, do-no-evil google has an advert for
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> >> ><taste>
> >> >Suicide Prevention
> >> >Full Encyclopedia Entry
> >> >4 Pages of Information
> >> ></tasteless>
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> >> >followed by!!!
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> >> >"Shop at WebSpider.com" etc.
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> >> >Classy!
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> >> Google ads are notorious for unintentionally tactless ad placement, like the one
> >> I saw once for "his and hers sexual lubricants" smack in the middle of a news
> >> article about Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama's presidential debate.
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> >I don't know. That might be about right.
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> Oh, here it is:
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> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v105/the2belo/lubricants.jpg
classic :-)
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