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never@millions.com wrote:
> Damn it! what kind of a tree was it?
> 
> Donn
> 
> 
> On Sun, 22 Mar 2009 17:53:11 -0700 (PDT), Lynne
> <oldmama53@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
> 
>> Probably a good thing.
>>
>>  - L:.
>>
>> On Mar 20, 3:18 pm, <sald...@comcast.net> wrote:
>>> I have just the one.  But it is lodged securely in my underpants.
>>>
>>> OUS
>>> <and, it is hard, to say>
>>>
>>> "Shelley" <no...@nohow.com> wrote in message
>>>
>>> news:z6xwl.96213$rb1.22191@newsfe02.iad...
>>>
>>>> I have 7... that must explain my lack of penis... or is it the MS???  Hard
>>>> to say... hard to say.... :))))
>>>> Shelley
>>>> "Lynne" <oldmam...@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message
>>>> news:4b413c19-10b6-43b1-94c5-3e54306ad2c8@j8g2000yql.googlegroups.com...
>>>> Well, Donn, maybe this is a coincidence, but I have two cats.  And I
>>>> don't have a penis, either.
>>>> Go figure.
>>>>  - L.
>>>> On Mar 17, 1:59 pm, ne...@millions.com wrote:
>>>>> Lynne, do you own a cat?
>>>>> Donn
>>>>> On Tue, 17 Mar 2009 11:49:33 -0700 (PDT), Lynne
>>>>> <oldmam...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
>>>>>> Please note that I very tastefully avoided this conversation.
>>>>>> - L.
>>>>>> On Mar 17, 1:17 pm, Tick <olt...@msn.com> wrote:
>>>>>>> Thank goodness he's no longer swimming in the gene pool.
>>>>>>> On Mar 17, 11:46 am, ne...@millions.com wrote:
>>>>>>>> On Mon, 16 Mar 2009 23:43:21 -0700 (PDT), Harald Gentexeater
>>>>>>>> <pipe_nur...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>>>>>>>> One day, there was a strange noise in my
>>>>>>>>> underpants and then my dick fell off and the
>>>>>>>>> cat took it, carried it on a tree and ate it.
>>>>>>>>> So I have no dick anymore.
>>>>>>>>> What can I do now???
>>>>>>>> What kind of tree was it?
>>>>>>>> Donn
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