I have just the one.  But it is lodged securely in my underpants.

OUS
<and, it is hard, to say>


"Shelley" <noway@nohow.com> wrote in message 
news:z6xwl.96213$rb1.22191@newsfe02.iad...
>I have 7... that must explain my lack of penis... or is it the MS???  Hard 
>to say... hard to say.... :))))
>
> Shelley
>
> "Lynne" <oldmama53@sbcglobal.net> wrote in message 
> news:4b413c19-10b6-43b1-94c5-3e54306ad2c8@j8g2000yql.googlegroups.com...
> Well, Donn, maybe this is a coincidence, but I have two cats.  And I
> don't have a penis, either.
>
> Go figure.
>
>  - L.
>
> On Mar 17, 1:59 pm, ne...@millions.com wrote:
>> Lynne, do you own a cat?
>>
>> Donn
>>
>> On Tue, 17 Mar 2009 11:49:33 -0700 (PDT), Lynne
>>
>> <oldmam...@sbcglobal.net> wrote:
>> >Please note that I very tastefully avoided this conversation.
>>
>> > - L.
>>
>> >On Mar 17, 1:17 pm, Tick <olt...@msn.com> wrote:
>> >> Thank goodness he's no longer swimming in the gene pool.
>>
>> >> On Mar 17, 11:46 am, ne...@millions.com wrote:
>>
>> >> > On Mon, 16 Mar 2009 23:43:21 -0700 (PDT), Harald Gentexeater
>>
>> >> > <pipe_nur...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>> >> > >One day, there was a strange noise in my
>> >> > >underpants and then my dick fell off and the
>> >> > >cat took it, carried it on a tree and ate it.
>>
>> >> > >So I have no dick anymore.
>>
>> >> > >What can I do now???
>>
>> >> > What kind of tree was it?
>>
>> >> > Donn
>
>