Now that's a good one..............

Just don't send any more east than is absolutely necessary.  They might 
begin to make it clear through Louisiana and Mississippi and we don need any 
more targets.

dcholiman@ev1.net> wrote in message 
news:1129670613.662445.104060@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com...
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> TEX Z,
>
> We have taken care of the Yankees in the
> recent "Articles of Evacuation" law passed by the
> Texas Legislature.  Here is the evacuation doctrine
> for the Houston Metropolitan Statistical Area:
>
> "Hurricane evacuation routes are assigned as
> follows...
>
> I-10 East ....................Cajuns (Les Acadiens)
> I-10 West ...................Hispanics
> US 290 ......................Longhorns (to Austin)
> US 59 Eastex.................Rednecks
> Loop 610 ...................Aggies
> I-45 South..................Yankees (into the storm)
> I-45 North ................. Everybody Else (to Dallas)
>
> Cheers, David H
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