Brett Robson wrote:

> On Mon, 9 Jun 2003 00:06:56 -0400, "Kevin  ...
> >
> >I read this column by a young man less than half your age, and I don't know
> >if he is exceptionally brilliant or if you are exceptionally dull. Maybe
> >both.
> >http://www.townhall.com/columnists/benshapiro/bs20030227.shtml
>
> "he deliberately left Jesus out of office prayers to avoid offending
> non-Christians."
>
> You owe me a new keyboard and monitor, I've just spat coffee and saliva all over
> it. The Onion can't write stuff that good.

You should have been to ebaumsworld.com before Colin Powell's appearance at the
UNSC to enjoy these in context.

http://tinyurl.com/9lia
http://tinyurl.com/8b0y