Kevin Gowen wrote:

> Eric Takabayashi wrote:
> > "John W." wrote:
> >
> >> Michael Cash <mikecash@sunfield.ne.jp> wrote in message
> >> news:<dfbedvo8unr7h4ogjrljejiribbeapder1@4ax.com>...
> >>> A Buddhist priest was found dead, a porno magazine in his left hand,
> >>> his pecker in his right hand, and with "DNA" splattered all over
> >>> himself. The medical examiner ruled the death a suicide.
> >>>
> >> What a way to go.
> >
> > What does the Mainichi reader say to this instead?
> >
> > http://tinyurl.com/d1ww
> >
> > Elderly man kills wife for not making breakfast
> >
> > MITO -- A 74-year-old man who fatally struck his wife with a lump of
> > wood because she didn't make him breakfast has been arrested, police
> > said.
> >
> > The eldest son of Kiyoko Kataoka visited his parents' home in
> > Hitachi, Ibaraki Prefecture, shortly before 5 p.m., Thursday, and
> > found his 63-year-old mother, who was bleeding from the head, dead.
>
> I don't know what the Mainichi reader says, but I am appalled.

Unfortunately, the man is likely to be fed on a regular basis in prison.