"John W." wrote:

> Michael Cash <mikecash@sunfield.ne.jp> wrote in message news:<dfbedvo8unr7h4ogjrljejiribbeapder1@4ax.com>...
> > A Buddhist priest was found dead, a porno magazine in his left hand,
> > his pecker in his right hand, and with "DNA" splattered all over
> > himself. The medical examiner ruled the death a suicide.
> >
> What a way to go.

What does the Mainichi reader say to this instead?

http://tinyurl.com/d1ww

Elderly man kills wife for not making breakfast

MITO -- A 74-year-old man who fatally struck his wife with a lump of wood because she didn't make him breakfast
has been arrested, police said.

The eldest son of Kiyoko Kataoka visited his parents' home in Hitachi, Ibaraki Prefecture, shortly before 5
p.m., Thursday, and found his 63-year-old mother, who was bleeding from the head, dead.