Chris Kern <chriskern99@yahoo.com> wrote:

> On Wed, 14 Apr 2004 14:17:23 +0900, "mr.sumo.snr"
> <llanelli14NOSPAM@yahoo.com> posted the following:
> 
> >My wife informs me that the 'pros' recommend sitting on a Western-style
> >crapper back-to-front and then perform the 'collection' from whatever sticks
> >to the pan!  If that fails then crapping on a few sheets of newspaper is
> >also a popular alternative - I too shit you not!
> 
> Just sit on a western-style toilet and hold a ziploc bag underneath
> you.  Don't miss.

A sheet of clingfilm might be easier--just don't stretch it so tightly,
there's no room for a pile-up under you.

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