Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!news.daionet.gr.jp!news.yamada.gr.jp!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!mmcatv.co.jp!news.moat.net!news.glorb.com!border1.nntp.ash.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.ash.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Thu, 06 May 2004 20:00:28 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: Key to a Happy Life Message-ID: Date: Thu, 06 May 2004 20:00:29 -0500 Lines: 43 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-xMeqoTs9UaTiCc24PtyKyfFt/V6efCx3IoJMPYeci4kIZTaiKdkmWhJJ37YMD0DeRjbht6v2pXZOCdp!lTnhobJJLU2Nrb7BtNgXpz/WUR1T6LZ8J3f+I0BJgJiFuwBc9lp66tLFvYed1A== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:3217 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Key to a Happy Life A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise." "That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?' "Twenty-six," he said.