Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!gcd.org!news.yamada.gr.jp!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!newsfeed-east.nntpserver.com!nntpserver.com!news.glorb.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004 15:56:02 -0600 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: japan.chacha-jokes.hneta Subject: The Bitter Soldier Message-ID: Date: Fri, 31 Dec 2004 15:56:02 -0600 Lines: 42 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-TRacaMSN2zW36gFpspy+F0FxqOSCo2KbcU7xpynZ3vUWCeMCd5Zo6iWZpNn0JqvPq/XeKR+nRDayhlK!owpqV+FJWdj8qPtvCEjvAzni2JNix9VawGiEnC//qxsRbnISfnrglbUku8YLUw== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.3.22 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org japan.chacha-jokes.hneta:2157 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ The Bitter Soldier The soldier serving in eastern Asia was annoyed and upset when his girl sent him a "Dear John" letter, breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back. The serviceman went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find. Then he bundled them all together and sent them back to the girl with a note saying: "Regret cannot remember which one is you - please keep your photo and return the others."