Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!news.daionet.gr.jp!news.yamada.gr.jp!uinet.or.jp!Q.T.Honey!komachi.sp.cs.cmu.edu!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!small1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!border1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!intern1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Thu, 08 Jan 2004 15:56:38 -0600 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: Maria, an Italian woman was extrememly religious. Message-ID: Date: Thu, 08 Jan 2004 15:56:38 -0600 Lines: 54 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.129.226 X-Trace: sv3-GGfRbzgVz3jisHuaslK8RfTy4UaHuURE6xxp0AR52yhYzVRZZMdi2y9jfnEwGBagAM+OgKaL/hoBcaA!h0V1fSoQ7NpxbFpYOrdFS9BDRKFbTycSd1Yb43z2X+rCaz9lIqfDj8Wh0vJQVw== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:2195 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Maria, an Italian woman was extrememly religious. When she was married, she refused to use protection because she felt that birth control was going against God's will. She and her husband had seventeen kids. Maria's husband got sick and passed away. As time went by, Maria moved on with her life and married another man. Again, she refused to use protection because of her religious beliefs. She and her second husband have fifteen kids. Again, Maria lost her husband. But, soon after her husband's death, she passed away as well. At the ceremony at the cemetery the priest looked down at the coffin then looked up at the sky and said, "They're finally together." This confuses one of the family members at the service and after the ceremony, asks the priest. Father," he starts, "back at the cemetery when you said, 'they're finally together,' did you mean Maria and her first husband, or Maria and her second husband?" The father takes a long look and him and says, "I was talking about her legs."