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Drunken Behavior 

A drunk walks into a bar and says to the bartender,
"Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink,
pour yourself one, and give me the bill." 

So, the bartender does just that and hands
the man a bill for $57.00. The drunk says, "I
haven't got it." 

The bartender slaps the guy around a few times
then throws him out into the street. 

The very next day the same drunk walks into
the bar and once again says, "Bartender, buy
everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself
one, and give me the bill." 

The bartender looks at the guy and figures
to himself that he can't possibly be stupid enough
to pull the same trick twice, so he gives him
the benefit of the doubt, pours a round of drinks
for the house, has a drink himself and hands
the drunk a bill for $67.00. The drunk says,
"I haven't got it." 

The bartender can't believe it. He picks the
guy up, beats the living daylights out of him,
then throws him out into the street. 

The next day the same drunk walks back into
the same bar and says, "Bartender, buy every
one in the house a drink, give me the bill. In
disgust, the bartender says, "What, no drink
for me this time?" 

The drunk replies, "You? No way! You get too
violent when you're drink."