Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!gcd.org!onodera-news!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!nntp.gol.com!feed2.news.rcn.net!feed1.news.rcn.net!rcn!news.maxwell.syr.edu!elnk-pas-nf1!newsfeed.earthlink.net!newsfeed3.easynews.com!core-easynews!newsfeed1.easynews.com!easynews.com!easynews!border1.nntp.sjc.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.sjc.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Sat, 14 Feb 2004 03:56:07 -0600 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: Most powerful liquid in the world Message-ID: Date: Sat, 14 Feb 2004 03:56:08 -0600 Lines: 45 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.129.226 X-Trace: sv3-uZAtStLItDFMEF6EtgYZ20Ioy3LtMCDsNTbQKA89wfrSadOuu2UiPSC6ntZ9hTFPUCBmEiTzZBxM9Z9!zNpRGbMj1wi9O8OdkSnSNIwePpYSrM2TYoW1ouEFJnzPqrNRyuCteImSNgr4cQ== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:2521 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Most powerful liquid in the world A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine and shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A little while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world, its called turpentine." The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water, If you take some of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant women's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby boy." The little boy replied, "Shoot, that ain't nothin'. You take some of this here turpentine and rub it on a cat's butt and he'll pass a motorcycle."