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Most powerful liquid in the world 

A little boy was sitting on the curb with a
gallon of turpentine and shaking it up and watching
all the bubbles. A little while later a Priest
came along and asked the little boy what he had.
The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful
liquid in the world, its called turpentine."


The Priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid
in the world is Holy Water, If you take some
of this Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant women's
belly, she'll pass a healthy baby boy." 

The little boy replied, "Shoot, that ain't
nothin'. You take some of this here turpentine
and rub it on a cat's butt and he'll pass a motorcycle."