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doctor - affair - meatballs

A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward,
she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting hiswife to know,
he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to
Italy and have the baby there.  "But how will I let you
know the baby is born?" she asked. 

He replied, "Just send me a postcard and write 'spaghetti'
on the back. I'll take care of expenses."  Not knowing
what else to do, the nurse took the money and flew to Italy.


Six months went by and then one day the doctor's wife
called him at the office and explained, "Dear, you received
a very strange postcard in the mail today from Europe,
and I don't understand what it means."  The doctor said,
"Just wait until I get home and I will explain it to you."


Later that evening, the doctor came home, read the postcard,
fell to the floor with a heart attack. Paramedics rushed
him to the ER. The lead medic stayed back to comfort the
wife. 

He asked what trauma had precipitated the cardiac arrest.


So the wife picked up the card and read, "'Spaghetti,
Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti - Two with sausage and
meatballs, two without.'" 

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