"Pen^3" <Pen3@pen3.cjb.net.NO> wrote:
> Watchman <stryder@SPAMPHOBICwhyalla.net.au> squawked:
> > From the heavenly gloom there came a stab of pure light.
>   As the returning starship exploded into cloud of debris.
> > The cringing masses cried out as the sound of harmony filled the air.
>   The laughter and cries of joy was nearly drowned out by the music.
> > Awestruck the unbelievers fell trembling to their knees whilst the
>   weak of stomach emptied themselves. The stronger of stomach
> > favoured bowed in deepest respect to the luminous figure that decended
>   into the volcano's mouth. The people knew that it would never return
> > from the heavens to walk amoungst them once more.
> > Then a great hush fell over the vast, excited crowd as the impressive
>   news of the death of the lesser-evil-one spread. The diminutive
> > figure of Watchman stepped forward to give greetings to all before
>   happy sights.  But the crowd was already dispersing, so all ignored
> > him...

ROFLMAO

> > ...unfortunately he stepped in something rather disgusting left by
Pen3
> > that squelched totally ruining his dramatic entrance.
>
> Hey!  I resent that remark!  I'll have you know I don't leave
> disgusting stuff where you'll walk on it.  I leave it in Disaster's
> shoes like most people here do.

....... *Blink*

I must have thrown those shoes out!
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