Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!gcd.org!news.yamada.gr.jp!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!newsfeed.hashimoto.gr.jp!news.glorb.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local01.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 22 Apr 2005 04:00:05 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: Key to a Happy Life Message-ID: Date: Fri, 22 Apr 2005 04:00:05 -0500 Lines: 43 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-NqAP0kXM+R4BgIMf1DKpRT9MHQj2mo1mwpN60K5zBSoZhaAcV8A96EqNFTkz32v6pbmLwgTxIMECbxl!aUTdiGXjTyZDMDLvgzC/V1XfkyppP0GEQ2SUyt3T3K8l/PdafPdUCxH2EBEV+w== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.3.32 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:5542 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Key to a Happy Life A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?" "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise." "That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?' "Twenty-six," he said.