Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!news.heimat.gr.jp!taurus!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!newsfeed.freenet.de!easynews.net!newsfeed3.easynews.net!eusc.inter.net!feed.news.tiscali.de!newsfeed.icl.net!newsfeed.fjserv.net!newshosting.com!nx02.iad01.newshosting.com!216.196.98.140.MISMATCH!border1.nntp.ash.giganews.com!border2.nntp.sjc.giganews.com!border1.nntp.sjc.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.sjc.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Wed, 14 Jan 2004 07:56:29 -0600 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: japan.chacha-jokes.hneta Subject: Another War Wound? Message-ID: Date: Wed, 14 Jan 2004 07:56:29 -0600 Lines: 53 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.129.226 X-Trace: sv3-MtSarZJ8iyC60AnnVMuCzAc9AVUMh2P27zvuOXwjGCuL+bZ1Cn65FecPz0OEIjgY2sRHBq1Wh2L0xKm!79uIJw4Bhz6zcfRxhmj9uI5aqaAOQ//hQjX8BiPOrVICTUz9Mq87b8Z9yrubWA== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org japan.chacha-jokes.hneta:1499 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Another War Wound? A guy goes into a public washroom and has to use the only available urinal, between two elderly men. He glances to his left and sees the guy pissing, but there are two streams. "What the hell is that?" he asks. "War wound. I took a bullet in the penis in North Africa. They were able to save my dick but they had to leave two holes" Then the guy looks to his right and sees. . three streams !!! "What the hell is that?" "War wound. Germany, bullet in the penis, left three holes" The two veterans then look over at the guy in the middle and see. . . 12 streams!! "War wound??" "Naah, my zipper's stuck"