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Old gut - EZ money 

An elderly man walks into a house of ill repute
and tells the madam that he would like a young
woman for the night. The madam gives him a puzzled
look and asks, "Just how old are you, mister?"


"Why," the old patron says, "I'm 98 years old
today!" 

"Ninety-eight!" the madam exclaims. "Don't
you realize you've had it?" 

"Oh," he says, "then how much do I owe you?"