John Smith <user@example.net> wrote:
> Michael Cash wrote:
> > 
> > (_*_) 
> > 
> > Just ink your screen, John, and press some paper against the assicon
> > for a quick-n-eazy "manhole" rubbing.
> 
> My mother would probably like to rub that manhole, but I'm not so sure 
> it's Japanese...

I was serious about that offer, john. Send me some cash and I'll send 
yer mum a fresh manhole rubbing. I only make 2 or 3 a day, the first 
usually being the best. If you are satisfied with Mike's inferior 
freebee offering, fine, but i *was* planning on eating red piman and 
cornu...
Think what i nice holiday gift it would make for the old gal.