Re: Toilet haiku
We have a report from the fj.life.in-japan Dynamics Officer that Marvel has
exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>
>"Declan Murphy" <declan_murphy@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:9009ac55-7c02-42ff-bab7-476da691dfc3@d42g2000prb.googlegroups.com...
>> On Dec 19, 8:29 am, SHOE THROWER
>> <the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>> We have a report from the fj.life.in-japan Dynamics Officer that John W.
>>> has
>>> exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> >On Dec 17, 6:59 pm, SHOE THROWER
>>> ><the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>> >> We have a report from the fj.life.in-japan Dynamics Officer that
>>> >> Declan Murphy
>>> >> has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>>>
>>> >> >On Dec 8, 10:29 am, Erifanieid the Hysterical
>>> >> ><the2b...@msd.bigREMOVETHISlobe.ne.jp> wrote:
>>> >> >> We have a report from the fj.life.in-japan Dynamics Officer that
>>> >> >> Declan Murphy
>>> >> >> has exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>>>
>>> >> >> >On Dec 6, 12:58?pm, "Marvel" <mana...@nospam.com> wrote:
>>> >> >> >> "John W." <worthj1...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>>>
>>> >> >> >>news:0c16f041-dbf8-437f-8128-957d16f655c6@j39g2000yqn.googlegroups.com...
>>> >> >> >> On Dec 4, 7:01 pm, "Marvel" <mana...@nospam.com> wrote:
>>>
>>> >> >> >> > I sit here broke heart
>>>
>>> >> >> >> > Try to shit - only farted
>>>
>>> >> >> >> > Tomorrow try too
>>>
>>> >> >> >> >Google is really pissing me off. I've tried to post this same
>>> >> >> >> >haiku
>>> >> >> >> >four times already and it never shows up. Other posts do, and
>>> >> >> >> >this one
>>> >> >> >> >says successful, but the damn thing doesnt show up. So here it
>>> >> >> >> >is
>>> >> >> >> >again. Again.
>>>
>>> >> >> >> >Smells and sounds erupt
>>> >> >> >> >In sweet anonymity.
>>> >> >> >> >When did I eat corn?
>>>
>>> >> >> >> >Damn Google.
>>>
>>> >> >> >> >John
>>>
>>> >> >> >> FWIW I was having the same problem and by chance found that it
>>> >> >> >> was happening
>>> >> >> >> only when posting behind certain posters. No idea why.
>>>
>>> >> >> >Google groups won't let you reply to Jeff's posts (annd possibly
>>> >> >> >some
>>> >> >> >others). The reason is because of the succinct phrase you'll find
>>> >> >> >in
>>> >> >> >his headers
>>>
>>> >> >> >"Distribution: All over the refrigerator in a fan-shaped spray
>>> >> >> >from
>>> >> >> >your carotid artery after I cut it, mother f@cker."
>>>
>>> >> >> >Now I'm wondering if f@ will also be blocked.
>>>
>>> >> >> Oooooooops. I spend too much time in alt.*. Fixed.
>>>
>>> >> >$B%5%s%-%e!<!#(B Until recently it remained something of a mystery as to
>>> >> >why
>>> >> >google would index your posts, but wouldn't let others reply to them,
>>> >> >and yet would index posts by spammers that breached google's so
>>> >> >called
>>> >> >terms of service. The "sponsored links" column provides one
>>> >> >suggestion. On a page where your
>>>
>>> >> >"Distribution: All over the refrigerator in a fan-shaped spray from
>>> >> >your carotid artery after I cut it, mother f@cker."
>>>
>>> >> >text is displayed, do-no-evil google has an advert for
>>>
>>> >> ><taste>
>>> >> >Suicide Prevention
>>> >> >Full Encyclopedia Entry
>>> >> >4 Pages of Information
>>> >> ></tasteless>
>>>
>>> >> >followed by!!!
>>>
>>> >> >"Shop at WebSpider.com" etc.
>>>
>>> >> >Classy!
>>>
>>> >> Google ads are notorious for unintentionally tactless ad placement,
>>> >> like the one
>>> >> I saw once for "his and hers sexual lubricants" smack in the middle of
>>> >> a news
>>> >> article about Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama's presidential debate.
>>>
>>> >I don't know. That might be about right.
>>>
>>> Oh, here it is:
>>>
>>> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v105/the2belo/lubricants.jpg
>>
>> classic :-)
>>
>There is a link to a five dollar coupon!!
>
I think it's worthless now, because of the bailout.
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