Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!news.heimat.gr.jp!news.jone-system.com!mmcatv.co.jp!news.moat.net!border2.nntp.dca.giganews.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 11 Oct 2004 23:57:41 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes Subject: Does the elavator go all the way to the top? Message-ID: Date: Mon, 11 Oct 2004 23:57:41 -0500 Lines: 55 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-IcWekU/tiCug1rU3jChM+9sz9qRKJ9MJSFZCi0zYx/zjRp5IGpC2J1PWhlmy1G+U9kr3GApSFiHqRUZ!cRdgfjYoZe15ZFWlhbYAQ7T4kqTvW7nK4trJzZCwc6w06AQrkLSAurRIpz31Rw== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.3.19 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes:8025 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Does the elavator go all the way to the top? An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this father?" The father, (never having seen an elevator), responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is!" While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of light with numbers above the wall light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go get your mother!!"