On Mon, 21 Feb 2005 18:02:08 +0900, Edward Mills <spam@hotmail.com>
brought down from the Mount tablets inscribed:

>On Mon, 21 Feb 2005 17:48:36 +0900, Michael Cash wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 21 Feb 2005 16:29:58 +0900, Edward Mills <spam@hotmail.com>
>> brought down from the Mount tablets inscribed:
>> 
>>>On Sun, 20 Feb 2005 21:05:13 -0500, Kevin Gowen wrote:
>>>
>>>> I have no idea where you got that notion. Why would I be afraid of that?
>>>
>>>Yo playa, u gotz 2 b keepin up cuz all yall 2 time felon conservative mofos
>>>be homos lak schnizzle-dizzle, 4 real, dogg! 
>> 
>> I opened up my last CARE package from home and was shocked to find
>> that my mother had picked up a lot of thug apparel to send to me. I
>> don't know if I'm supposed to be a Blood or a Crip, though. Colors are
>> all wrong.
>
>Maybe she wasn't too sure which set you be hangin' wid so she sent a little
>of everything.
>
>Did she send you some of those pants that hang somewhere around your
>ankles?

Nah, some kind of reversible togs. Looks like athletic jersey mesh on
one side and boxing ring satin on the other. In different colors, of
course. They're the sleeveless shirts and the shorts that hang down
just below the knee and are so baggy they look like a fucking skirt.
Several sets of these. There's no way in hell I'm going to wear this
shit in public, so thanks to my beloved mother I now own pajamas for
the first time since elementary school.





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Michael Cash

"Clowns to the left of me and jokers to the right, Mr. Cash.
Clowns and jokers."

                                Prof. Ernest T. Bass
                                Mount Pilot College