Scripsit illud Disaster <disaster@disfanfic.NOSPAM.net>:
> "Rudolf Polzer" <AntiATField_adsgohere@durchnull.de> wrote:
> > Scripsit ille Zeruel333 The Hentai One <zeruel333@aol.comanimefan>:
> > > I'm not even gonna start about the errors in what you just did but I am gonna
> > > say this: he is trying to blow up the planet you and everyone else is on; why
> > > do something against me who's trying to save it and not something against him
> > > who's trying to blow it up?
> >
> > *building another computer with parameter similar to God's*
> 
> Can you tell me what they were?

They're actually very similar to Deep Thought's. The only difference is
that God's computer is highly overclocked and cooled down using liquid
hydrogenium, so it can do in some seconds what took Deep Thought millions
of years.

> > *installing a Disaster-safe and Kakarotto-safe operating system on it*
> 
> A PC is never ever safe from a sledgehammer!

Not every computer is a PC...

> > *installing pre-SI (that's pre-Windows XP) backup data*
> 
> ................ That's not safe!

At least it's more safe than installing Windows XP.

> > *forgetting the root password to check for God's omniscience*
> 
> God won't mind! He doesn't need a password to do his job or stop you from
> doing it for him.

Right, he can do his job without the computer. He's just not used to it
any more. If the computer screen tells him something, he obeys.

> > .
> > .
> > .
> > Check failed! That means everything's under my control!
> 
> You apparently have a faulty check. For in order to have a "Gods computer"
> there must of course be a God.

Which is the most unclear thing in the chain. Note that he thinks he
doesn't exist after me persuading him of that. But since he's
omniscient, if he knows he doesn't exist, he doesn't. But if he
doesn't exist, I couldn't have persuaded him of his non-existance.
ARGH!!!1

Ceterum censeo anima Vaughni esse reddendam.

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