Scripsit ille Zeruel333 The Hentai One <zeruel333@aol.comanimefan>:
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> Nah, instead I'll do this *gets on God's computer and moves the Earth and Sun
                             ^^^^
"the `gets' function is dangerous and should not be used."

Forget it!

> to a secret location then creates black holes right next to each StarSat and
> watches them get sucked in and destroyed*

*persuades God of His non-existence*

> *zeruel also moves his space colonies to orbit around the Earth in it's secret
> location*

Do that.

> No shielding can possibly protect from a black hole!

*watching your black hole sinking into a Dirac sea*

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