Scripsit illa aut ille Disaster <disaster@disfanfic.net>:
> "Rudolf Polzer" <AntiATField_adsgohere@durchnull.de> wrote:
> > Scripsit illa aut ille Vaughn L.Porter <vaughnp@pcez.com>:
> > > Excommunication is the least of your worries, if you continue to inflate
> > > Disaster's already titanic ego-borderline.
> >
> > Titanic? Titanic? Titanic! Let's see whether Disaster is really unsinkable.
> > Where's the next iceberg?
> 
> *Prepares Star portal* Bring it on!
> (Disclaimer: Under no circumstances is Disaster responsible for the utter
> vaporization of your planet due to the repulsion methods used against ice
> bergs.)

*pulling big iceberg planet with light speed*

-- four tousand, three hundred and seventeen years later...

Hey, the warranty of your star portal is over! BTW: It had an integrated
time counter which causes self-destruction when there's no warranty any
more...

-- seventy-one thousand and seventy-six years later...

*putting this planet into a big refrigerator - it nearly melted on the
 long long way*

-- seven hundred and ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred ninety-seven
   years later...

*getting it out of the refrigerator and throwing it directly on Disaster*


Conclusion: Well, it takes a long time, but Disaster is *not* unsinkable!

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