In article <537pev0d4t5emti0rt8suqvl2d8mnqn4ro@4ax.com>,
 Bryan Parker <puntspeedchunk@yahoo.com> wrote:

> Rodney Webster <rgw_news001@knot.mine.nu> said:
> 
> >I'm your biggest fan, man.  Who do you think it is that has been 
> >stealing only *your* underwear from your washing line?
> 
> Dude! I hang out my rancid panties before they get
> washed in order to kill a few of the germs before
> they get mixed in with everybody else's reasonably
> clean stuff. You've been getting some contaminated
> produce Bro. 

And here I was thinking you only wore  underwear with crazy patterns on 
it.  Anyhow, they don't say that blue cheese, or nattou is 
"contaminated," do they?  I prefer the word "cultured," it makes me feel 
so much more superior.

> >> Next thing I know you'll be telling me that you
> >> read worldsfilthiestballdrainingcumsite.com
> >> everyday too.
> >
> >Hey, that site is down now.  Did Brent break the internet again?
> 
> (BreTt) fux0rZ every innerweb sight he gets his
> grubby little Austrian fingers on. I'm guessing
> that it's a combination of the yen-kangaruble
> exchange rate plus the pressure of trying to keep
> all of the sheep wool between his fingers hidden
> from the rest of us that is driviing him closer
> and closer to his karoshi related deathbed,

Probably comes from working in a company that makes the internet - he 
probably figures that they have so much to spare that it doesn't matter 
how often he breaks it.

Speaking of work, did I mention that the company I work in now not only 
has huges amounts of internet, but also mountains of pr0n?  (True story.)

BTW, kewl .sig, dude.

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