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The Harried Pharmacist 

Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by
his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the pharmacist.
He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone." 

Immediately the husband drove downtown to confront the
phamacist and demand an apology.  Before he could say more
than a few words, the druggist told him, "Now, just a minute,
please listen to my side of it... 

This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late
getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to
the car, just to realize that I locked the house with both
house and car keys inside. I had to break a window to get
my keys. Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding
ticket. 

Later, about three blocks from the store, I had a flat
tire. When I got to the store there was a bunch of people
waiting for me to open up. I opened and started waiting
on these people, and all the time the darn phone was ringing
off the hook." 

He continued, "Then I had to break a roll of nickels
against the cash register drawer to make change, and they
spilled all over the floor. I got down on my hands and
knees to pick up the nickels; the phone was still ringing.
When I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer,
which made me stagger back against a showcase with bunch
of perfume bottles on it...all of them hit the floor and
broke. 

Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up,
and I finally got to answer it. It was your wife. She wanted
to know how to use a rectal thermometer...and, honest mister,
all I did was tell her!"