On Wed, 7 Jan 2004 02:13:35 +1300, "Adam Whyte-Settlar"
<grawillers@hotmail.com> wrote:

>
>"Jim Stewart" <stewart@ceet.niu.edu> wrote in message
>news:btd4h9$7v0$1@usenet.cso.niu.edu...
>>
>> "Adam Whyte-Settlar" <grawillers@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:gonKb.15928$ws.1780063@news02.tsnz.net...
>> >
>> > "Duke of URL" <macbenahATkdsiDOTnet> wrote in message
>> > news:vviug040o9eqcb@corp.supernews.com...
>> > > In news:4ppivvs1dh93qs96hehg3bqku5nqule5ev@4ax.com,
>> > > MacHamish <russj41@concentric.net> radiated into the WorldWideWait:
>> > > > On Mon, 5 Jan 2004 06:54:47 -0600, "Duke of URL"
>> > > > <macbenahATkdsiDOTnet> wrote:
>> > > >> In news:7ubKb.15873$ws.1757549@news02.tsnz.net,
>> > > >> Adam Whyte-Settlar <grawillers@hotmail.com> radiated into the
>> > > >> WorldWideWait:
>> > > >>> "Fabian" <lajzar@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> > > >>> news:bt8em2$450b5$3@ID-174912.news.uni-berlin.de...
>> > > >>>
>> > > >>>> One little known English law is that it is quite legal to shoot
>> > > >>>> any Scottish man with a bow and arrow found within sight of the
>> > > >>>> city walls of York after dark.
>> > > >>>> I don't think the USA has such a law.
>> > > >>>
>> > > >>> Course not - they have no idea where York is.
>> > > >>
>> > > >> HAH! Yer wrong there - it's just east of Jersey. And south of
>> > > >> Coneckicut.
>> > > >
>> > > > There's one in Nebraska, too, Duke, not to mention Virginia, South
>> > > > Carolina, and Maine.
>> > >
>> > > Shush. Never give *nglishers a choice - they get all confusticated.
>> > >
>> > OK smartarses - where's England?
>> > A W-S
>> >
>> No such place. Trick question.
>
>Oops - sorry - typo - I meant *ngland of course.
>Bet you (Merkans) still can't find it on a map.
>A W-S

How much?  Put up or haud yer wheesht. ya bletherin', scunnerous bawheid.

<With thanks to Helen for her most recent link>

MacHamish M$(D??(Br