Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!news.daionet.gr.jp!news.yamada.gr.jp!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!newsfeed.icl.net!newsfeed.fjserv.net!news.maxwell.syr.edu!c03.atl99!c01.usenetserver.com!news.usenetserver.com!elnk-atl-nf1!newsfeed.earthlink.net!feed2.news.rcn.net!rcn!border1.nntp.ash.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.ash.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Thu, 06 May 2004 16:00:29 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: Finding the Thanksgiving Bird Message-ID: Date: Thu, 06 May 2004 16:00:29 -0500 Lines: 35 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-awOmFXzbGvSrrsf2sSddeur0hpGBbYy+Tv2Wydq8VUtgktmTAnIEwydot5WQ4s/le0KQRv9K40fH6lO!MOEQYJ5cKMdSiJif5NS8qDYO9RxEBH9C32is4KIhWWEZAkWD62z0OWf7t3ieHQ== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:3215 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Finding the Thanksgiving Bird A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."