Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!news.heimat.gr.jp!news.jone-system.com!mmcatv.co.jp!news.moat.net!border2.nntp.dca.giganews.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Thu, 23 Sep 2004 11:57:54 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: The perfect shot Message-ID: Date: Thu, 23 Sep 2004 11:57:55 -0500 Lines: 39 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-22AGycZ4tKeGWi2gNDcCW6eskKTnLRn7dF0sQtwE0wHZ0NGptKspl+RHU63kmaZccEqcRB6sNspY01l!qQ8nFFMM6eFTsrEBO2zt9hUXS6hNYal2gPwUrtn9ERsRjiysAwgJa6Bde3ScOw== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.3.13 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:4271 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ The perfect shot A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity; looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Driving his partner nuts. Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long? Hit the blasted ball!" The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot." "Forget it, man! You don't stand a chance of hitting her from here!"