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Different Twins 

A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each
other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the
other thought it was too cold. If one said the TV was too
loud, the other claimed the volume needed to be turned
up. Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist,
the other a doom & gloom pessimist. 

Just to see what would happen, on the twins' birthday
their father loaded the pessimist's room with every imaginable
toy and game. The optimist's room he loaded with horse
manure. 

That night the father passed by the pessimist's room
and found him sitting amid his new gifts crying bitterly.


"Why are you crying?" the father asked. 

"Because my friends will be jealous, I'll have to read
all these instructions before I can do anything with this
stuff, I'll constantly need batteries, and my toys will
eventually get broken," answered the pessimist twin. 

Passing the optimist twin's room, the father found him
dancing for joy in the pile of manure. "What are you so
happy about?" he asked. 

To which his optimist twin replied, "There's got to
be a pony in here somewhere!"