On Sat, 01 Jan 2005 22:30:17 +0900, B Robson <Xb-robsonX@gol.com>
brought down from the Mount tablets inscribed:

>Michael Cash wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 30 Dec 2004 03:09:27 +0900, B Robson <Xb-robsonX@gol.com>
>> brought down from the Mount tablets inscribed:
>> 
>> 
>>>Michael Cash wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>>On Tue, 28 Dec 2004 21:19:12 -0500, Kevin Gowen
>>>><kgowenNOSPAM@myfastmail.com> brought down from the Mount tablets
>>>>inscribed:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>>The other day I was in the checkout line at the grocery store and the 
>>>>>lady in front of me was trying to buy beer with her food stamps EBT 
>>>>>card. She was DENIED by the teen running the register. I added, "Any 
>>>>>beer bought with my money will be bought by ME!"
>>>>>
>>>>>That was awesome.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Reminds me of my childhood.
>>>>
>>>>My grandfather owned a small grocery store and people used to try to
>>>>buy dog food with their food stamps. When they were told that the
>>>>rules didn't allow that, they just ordered a couple of pounds of ham
>>>>or some other meat for the pooch instead.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>>and how exactly did he know that the dog ate this ham?
>> 
>> 
>> He didn't, and I didn't. 
>> 
>> Was there something about the way I worded the anecdote which might
>> indicate that it was known whether the dog actually ate the ham or
>> not?
>> 
>
>You said the meat was for the pooch. Is that Sepponian for wife?

I meant to say they said the meat was for the pooch. I suppose I
didn't write it as clearly as I should have.





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Michael Cash

"I am sorry, Mr. Cash, but we are unable to accept your rap sheet in lieu of
a high school transcript."

                                Dr. Howard Sprague
                                Dean of Admissions
                                Mount Pilot College