Re: Holidays as public holidays
We have a report from the fj.life.in-japan Dynamics Officer that CL has
exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>The 2-Belo wrote:
>> We have a report from the fj.life.in-japan Dynamics Officer that CL has
>> exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>>
>>> The 2-Belo wrote:
>>>> We have a report from the fj.life.in-japan Dynamics Officer that John W. has
>>>> exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>>>>
>>>> [...]
>>>>> A: how long have you been married?
>>>> As of last May 17, precisely 10 years. I AM TEH KOKUSAI KEKKON VETERAN!!!!1
>>>
>>> No, you're not. Get in line. Close to the back. (mutters
>>> something about "friggen showoff newbies").
>>
>> Perhaps, but just off the top of my head I can count at least five cases over
>> the years of intergalactic marriages I've witnessed that went kablooie after
>> about three year's time because of one of the usual reasons.
>
>Here in the legal services business, we've noted several premarital
>meeting / dating / sex provision patterns that are proportionally
>weighted toward smoking crater / steaming carcass levels of failure by
>incendiary or other other highly explosive means. Reports of failures
>of same are never surprising and, after you've lived in Wa for a while
>you can predict which unions are heading for the rocks before the knot
>even gets tied ... usually around his neck.
Ooh. Do tell. Not for preventive maintenance or anything, I'm just curious :)
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will spread the message that a mouse should
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other park in Orlando.
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