We have a report from the fj.life.in-japan Dynamics Officer that CL has
exploded. Flight director confirms that:

>The 2-Belo wrote:
>> We have a report from the fj.life.in-japan Dynamics Officer that CL has
>> exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>> 
>>> The 2-Belo wrote:
>>>> We have a report from the fj.life.in-japan Dynamics Officer that John W. has
>>>> exploded. Flight director confirms that:
>>>>
>>>> [...]
>>>>> A: how long have you been married?
>>>> As of last May 17, precisely 10 years. I AM TEH KOKUSAI KEKKON VETERAN!!!!1
>>> 
>>> No, you're not.  Get in line.  Close to the back. (mutters
>>> something  about "friggen showoff newbies").
>> 
>> Perhaps, but just off the top of my head I can count at least five cases over
>> the years of intergalactic marriages I've witnessed that went kablooie after
>> about three year's time because of one of the usual reasons.
>
>Here in the legal services business, we've noted several premarital 
>meeting / dating / sex provision patterns that are proportionally 
>weighted toward smoking crater / steaming carcass levels of failure by 
>incendiary or other other highly explosive means.  Reports of failures 
>of same are never surprising and, after you've lived in Wa for a while 
>you can predict which unions are heading for the rocks before the knot 
>even gets tied ... usually around his neck.

Ooh. Do tell. Not for preventive maintenance or anything, I'm just curious :)


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