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Things we all would like to say at work, but
can't. 

1. I can see your point, but I still think
you're full of it. 

2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll
bet it's hard to pronounce. 

3. How about never? Is never good for you?


4. I see you've set aside this special time
to humiliate yourself in public. 

5. I'm really easy to get along with once you
people learn to see it my way. 

6. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being
smarter. 

7. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave
a message.. 

8. I don't work here. I'm a consultant. 

9. It sounds like English, but I can't understand
a word you're saying. 

10. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited
us again... 

11. I like you. You remind me of when I was
young and stupid. 

12. You are validating my inherent mistrust
of strangers. 

13. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just
don't care. 

14. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over
your mouth. 

15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions
I had about you. 

16. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged
by your unique point of view. 

17. The fact that no one understands you doesn't
mean you're an artist. 

18. Any connection between your reality and
mine is purely coincidental. 

19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!? 

20. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.


21. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot
of Karma to burn off. 

22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties
are largely ceremonial. 

23. And your crybaby whiny opinion would be...?


24. Do I look like a people person? 

25. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent
lighting. 

26. I started out with nothing & still have
most of it left. 

27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.


28. If I throw a stick, will you leave? 

29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.


30. Whatever kind of look you were going for,
you missed. 

31. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.


32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without
a door. 

33. Can I trade this job for what's behind
door #1? 

34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses. 

35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?


36. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here
is done. 

37. How do I set a laser printer to stun? 

38. I thought I wanted a career, turns out
I just wanted pay checks.