Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!onodera-news!Q.T.Honey!enews.sgi.com!news-out.superfeed.net!propagator2-maxim!news-in-maxim.spamkiller.net!news.he.net!newsfeed1.easynews.com!easynews.com!easynews!border3.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!intern1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 05 Aug 2003 23:58:57 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: Drunk and T.P. Message-ID: Date: Tue, 05 Aug 2003 23:58:57 -0500 Lines: 45 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.128.245 X-Trace: sv3-vnTJpL2TOGknY12/tscUGhmF3h20AO2AhXPUN1uJ9NaP5aRe46zxOS5nYr58s8utEWej0Hvs5cbHcys!1h8vusCmIxd3USZYgzIvfZsqUiXEjz8nIENIDaigZVqjnPp5Qd8EXF0zYEMI1w== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:639 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. National AVON Rep - for info send blank email to: AguyInfo@Comcast.net ____________________________________________________________ Drunk and T.P. A drunk was staggering down the main street of town. Somehow he managed to make it up the stairs to the cathedral and into the building, where he crashed from pew to pew, finally making his way to a side aisle and into a confessional. A priest had been observing the man's sorry progress and figuring that the fellow was in need of some assistance, proceeded to enter his side of the confessional. But his attention was rewarded only by a lengthy silence. Finally he asked, "May I help you, my son?" "I dunno..." came the drunk's voice from behind the partition. "You got any toilet paper on your side?"