Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!news.daionet.gr.jp!news.yamada.gr.jp!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!news-spur1.maxwell.syr.edu!news.maxwell.syr.edu!small1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!border1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!intern1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Wed, 26 Nov 2003 13:58:45 -0600 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: Worth Repeating Message-ID: Date: Wed, 26 Nov 2003 13:58:45 -0600 Lines: 78 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.129.226 X-Trace: sv3-ZWPRk/dPy12/op8rK9sf3azkvqbLKwzOCMXTkPbvItRNndylWKKkymXjTnFOhLEBBVuT0fSaLBMatq4!MDKsQqIKVC4Xti0mh3NJZkY9H/mDi+xxBvJR+amakSi8rgxtZYMl8h382qgWQw== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:1773 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Worth Repeating Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a moron. - George Carlin You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. - Ellen DeGeneres I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. - Carol Leifer I would love to speak a foreign language but I can't. So I grew hair under my arms instead. - Sue Kolinsky The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise. - Roger Simon A hotel is a place that keeps the manufacturers of 25-watt bulbs in business. - Shelley Berman I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets. - Dave Edison If law school is so hard to get through, how come there are so many lawyers? - Calvin Trillin Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for your face. - Anita Wise I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. - Rita Rudner Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a bank robbery has just taken place. - Johnny Carson Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. -Will Rogers If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel