Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!gcd.org!vda-gw!news.moat.net!border1.nntp.sjc.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.sjc.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Wed, 17 Mar 2004 01:54:26 -0600 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes Subject: Allergic Message-ID: Date: Wed, 17 Mar 2004 01:54:26 -0600 Lines: 38 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-WTDRz3zg3rye8CzopntPiC/yNWE2mazA+sJpS54G+XhADQM/q3B4V5cH1rNZCStY08jTGlanG99sJFF!1FD+TnSvLP+M3gHlCom7Su6zlc8S/aoQ5RvOoQHIZOlCxum17Qx1qhGG+94R3A== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes:4624 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Allergic As part of the admission procedure in the hospital where I work, I ask the patients if they are allergic to anything. If they are, I print it on an allergy band placed on the patient's wrists. Once when I asked an elderly woman if she had any allergies, she said she couldn't eat bananas. Imagine my surprise when several hours later a very irate son came out to the nurses' station demanding, "Who's responsible for labeling my mother 'bananas'?"