Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!news.heimat.gr.jp!news.jone-system.com!mmcatv.co.jp!news.moat.net!border1.nntp.sjc.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.sjc.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Sun, 25 Apr 2004 21:52:06 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: Getting into heaven Message-ID: Date: Sun, 25 Apr 2004 21:52:06 -0500 Lines: 49 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-m1hHUumTc2ajUlCjIkMTGDp6EiitGj+0awjG04Rzbs/GQBbEaWJpvt8YQu5oCC+EXIVBUtCYqJQsBUs!idn8kNmeNeQrispYjSa0w/rcd13VPmUruXrOQ+7ttA+ssDPAHtiUdR2N+C9nKg== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:3091 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Getting into heaven You Can't Fool The Kids In Sunday School! You can't fool the kids in Sunday school; they are way too smart... "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?" I asked the children in my Sunday school class. "NO!" all the children answered. "If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?" Again the answer was, "NO!" "Well," I continued, "then how can I get to heaven?" A five-year-old boy shouted, "You gotta be dead!"