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Brother John entered the'Monastery of Silence'
and the Chief Priest said, "Brother, this is
a silent monastery, you are welcome here as long
as you like, but you may not speak until I direct
you to do so." Brother John lived in the monastery
for five years before the Chief Priest said to
him "Brother John,you have been here five years
now, you may speak two words." 

Brother John said, "Hard Bed." 

"I'm sorry to hear that" the Chief Priest said.
"We will get you a better bed." 

After another five years, Brother John was
called by the Chief Priest. "You may say another
two words Brother John." "Cold Food." said Brother
John, and the Chief Priest assured him that the
food would be better in the future. 

On his 15th anniversary at the monastery,
the Chief Priest again called Brother John into
his office. "Two words you may say today." 

"I Quit." said Brother John. 

"It is probably best." said the Chief Priest.
"You've done nothing but complain since you got
here."