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They Said It!!! 



The team has come along slow but fast. -- Casey
Stengel, baseball player, Mets manager 



The word "genius" isn't applicable in football.
A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. -- Joe
Theisman, NFL football quarterback and sports
analyst 



Without censorship, things can get terribly
confused in the public mind. -- General William
Westmoreland 



Well, that was a cliff-dweller. -- Wes Westrum,
baseball coach, about a close game 



This is no longer a slum neighborhood. I haven't
heard of a Cubs fan being shot in a long time.
-- Wrigley Field Neighbor, Chicago, IL 



Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost
anything. -- Ivana Trump, upon finishing her
first novel 



Traffic is very heavy at the moment, so if
you are thinking of leaving now, you'd better
set off a few minutes earlier. -- Traffic Report




Be sure and put some of those neutrons on it.
-- Mike Smith, Baseball pitcher, ordering a salad
at a restaurant 



These people haven't seen the last of my face.
If I go down, I'm going down standing up. --
Chuck Person, NBA Basketball player 





The government is not doing enough about cleaning
up the environment. This is a good planet. --
Mr. New Jersey contestant when asked what he
would do with a million dollars.