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The Bridge Club 

Audrey Greyson was a busy housewife with a
demanding husband, six children and a large house.
The only relief Audrey got from her chores was
the twice-a-week bridge game she shared with
a dozen other women. The only flaw in the bridge
club relationship was that Audrey loved to tell
off-color stories and the girls didn't want to
hear them. 

To teach Audrey a lesson, the other women decided
that the next time she told an off-color story,
they'd just get up, walk out, and meet at another
home but without Audrey. 

Sure enough, at the next bridge club meeting,
Audrey started, "You know, girls, there's a rumor
going around that a busload of prostitutes will
be leaving in the morning for that big gold find
up in Alaska, and they say..." Just then, the
women all stood up and started for the door.


Audrey was disconcerted, but only for a moment.
Then she understood what was going on and said,
"Hey! Girls! Hold on, hold on! There's plenty
of time because the bus doesn't leave until morning!"