On 4 Apr 2004 23:30:52 -0700, Brett Robson <jet_boy@deja.com> brought
down from the Mount tablets inscribed:

>On Mon, 05 Apr 2004 13:23:31 +0900, Michael Cash  ...
>>
>>On 4 Apr 2004 18:19:27 -0700, Brett Robson <jet_boy@deja.com> brought
>>down from the Mount tablets inscribed:
>>
>>>On Sun, 04 Apr 2004 21:29:01 GMT, Toshi  ...
>>>>
>>>>It's not a very good argument,since it covers hardly any ground at 
>>>>all.
>>>
>>>Mike I think you are speaking to a Perl script, a rather short one.
>>
>>That would be a damned shame, since that last reply was the best piece
>>of doggerel I've come up with yet.
>>
>
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"Contact!" yelped the hapless netpilot, despondent and enraged
"Please hold" replied the tinny voice, "All mechanics are engaged"
Perhaps he pushed the wrong button before the time was right
Crashing his machine WHOMP! to the ground and giving him such a fright
"I failed" said he, "to follow procedure precisely to the letter"
"Calls may be monitored in order to serve you better"

"Contact!" shrieked the 'puter jet jockey, "Put a human on the line!"
"Calls are answered in order received, and this may take some time"
How was it possible to go into a stall while never leaving the ground?
How the hell will he ever find out when no human help can be found?
"Bugger you all! I'm bailing out! The plane is too unsteady!"
"Your call will be answered next. Please have your credit card ready."







--

Michael Cash

"I am sorry, Mr. Cash, but we are unable to accept your rap sheet in lieu of
a high school transcript."

                                Dr. Howard Sprague
                                Dean of Admissions
                                Mount Pilot College