A man was in bad shape

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A man was in bad shape

A man was in bad shape. He constantly gasped for breath
and his eyes bulged. The doctors didn't give him long to
live. He decided to live it up. 

Withdrawing all of his money from the bank, he went
on a shopping spree. His last stop was at the most expensive
haberdashery in the city. He pointed out a dozen silk shirts.
He wore a size fourteen. The clerk said, "Your neck looks
bigger than fourteen. You need a sixteen." 

The man said, "I know my size. I want them in a fourteen."

The clerk said, "I'll get them for you, but I want to
warn you...if you wear a fourteen you'll gasp all day and
your eyes will bulge."