TXZZ wrote:
>>just pick up a girl and go back to her place
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> HOW DO I PICK UP GIRLS?!!?!?
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> I mean, i might have to date her first and that would cost MONEY.  SO
> what are the odds that after a bit of conversation a girl would let me
> come back to her place?
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You need to find the local equivalent of tokyo's Gas Panic.

Once you've found the place, just go in, say to every girl you meet 
"let's go".  If you're lucky, one will be 
drunk/indifferent/depressed/adventurous  enough to take a random 
stranger to their home.

If you strike out, just sleep at the train station, then in the morning 
ask the cops the location of nearest public bath.

Be careful where you fall asleep, and watch out for big shoeless truck 
drivers, you're not likely to get any sympathy from them.