Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!gcd.org!onodera-news!hu-eos-news!Q.T.Honey!enews.sgi.com!diablo.netcom.net.uk!netcom.net.uk!newsfeed.icl.net!newsfeed.fjserv.net!newsfeed.icl.net!newsfeed.fjserv.net!newsfeed.news2me.com!newsfeed3.easynews.com!newsfeed2.easynews.com!newsfeed1.easynews.com!easynews.com!easynews!border1.nntp.sjc.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.sjc.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Wed, 04 Feb 2004 07:56:29 -0600 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: Old gut - EZ money Message-ID: Date: Wed, 04 Feb 2004 07:56:29 -0600 Lines: 48 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.129.226 X-Trace: sv3-AszhQV0XG+ubqJVIjiAXLBoQo0tKgwS443f2rO1fNsQmd6s9zLQaL628ppJ4qo2UL+7K+R3L/Z/oQ6z!HfBcJRs7IuNimc1E9ArOSiMGNw34VyAj25VVso4+6mH9VRb5FY47eyl53XtMEw== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:2424 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Old gut - EZ money An elderly man walks into a house of ill repute and tells the madam that he would like a young woman for the night. The madam gives him a puzzled look and asks, "Just how old are you, mister?" "Why," the old patron says, "I'm 98 years old today!" "Ninety-eight!" the madam exclaims. "Don't you realize you've had it?" "Oh," he says, "then how much do I owe you?"