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A lawyer died 

A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.
To his dismay, there were thousands of people
ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. To his
surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate
and came down the long line to where the lawyer
was, and greeted him warmly. 

Then St. Peter and one of his assistants took
the lawyer by the hands and guided him up to
the front of the line, and into a comfortable
chair by his desk. 

The lawyer said, "I don't mind all this attention,
but what makes me so special?" 

St. Peter replied, "Well, I've added up all
the hours for which you billed your clients,
and by my calculation you must be about 196 years
old!"