On Wed, 8 Oct 2003 22:06:56 +0900, "Dick Muhfukkin Bagswing"
<laugh@my.nuts.wouldja?> belched the alphabet and kept on going with:

>
>> During my sentence in Ohio (did you know -- every year spent in Ohio
>knocks
>> of two years from purgatory), I saw nice-looking homes with land being
>> offered for US$60K or so. The problem was the same -- you would have to
>live
>> in Ohio!
>>
>Good thing you said Ohio and not Indiana. The same thing goes there but I
>love my homestate even more than a good plate of biscuits and gravy which I
>sure ain't getting here.
>It's cheap to live there,easy to make fun of but goddamn it's easy to miss
>if you stay away long enough.

Strangely, staying away is the *only* way you can miss it.